Three 50-word stories about symphony performances I have zero interest in.

I get, and I actually applaud, the N.C. Symphony for exploring different ways to bring more people into performances.

However, call me a “purist” — which sounds better than “a crotchety old man” — but I have no interest in 3 upcoming “theme night” performances for this holiday season.

“Cirque de la Symphonie” Ugly Sweater Night A Candlelight Christmas

I’ve no interest in Cirque de Soleil when it’s not at the symphony, so it’s no surprise I have no desire to see what seems like a rather arbitrary pairing. For me, a bunch of people swinging around above the musicians would result in a distracting competition for my attention.

I’ve been to a couple of ugly sweater parties — with 20 or so of our closest friends — which have been fun enough. I just don’t see that scaling to 1500+ people, most of whom are complete strangers. It also seems like the kind of themed event that would attract children.

Call me lazy, but I have no desire to hold a candle in my hand for any amount of time, much less for a 90-minute concert. (And yes, I know they’re not heavy.) Since this event sold out last year, it’s great that many people apparently find the idea captivating.
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