| I was asked to run the Boston Marathon for charity, but I had to decline, as I’ve no experience organizing something that big. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m really into Crossfit. I cross my fingers and hope I fit in my jeans. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| I hate it when I’m trying to eat a salad, and it accidentally falls into the trash and I have to eat a pizza instead. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Yes, I’m following my diet. I’m just eating all of my “cheat meals” first. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| My middle finger has lost a ton of weight this year. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I need to start matching your enthusiasm for exercise before you get hotter than me. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m aging like a fine banana. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Yoga has given me the flexibility to reach the remote control from new positions. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in [post-vacation back-to-the-grind]
| My goal is to be as thin as my Grindr profile photo. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| My eyeballs are in the best shape, because I roll them about 30 times a day thinking about having to work out. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m counting refusing to go to the gym as resistance training. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Whew! I had a strange urge to exercise, but I nipped it in the bud with food. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I hate it when I think I’m buying organic vegetables, but when I get home I discover they’re just regular donuts. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Exercise check-in
| Heat makes things expand, so I don’t have a weight problem… I’m just hot. #Home #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| The human body is roughly 60% water. I’m not fat, I’m flooded. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I wish everything was as easy as gaining weight. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I always carry a knife in my pocket. You know, in case of cheesecake or something. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| Rolling out of bed in the morning is easy. Getting up off the floor is another thing entirely. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
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I don’t mean to brag or anything, but I still fit into the same size socks I wore in high school. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| In my shape, whenever I bend over to pick up something, I take a moment to see what else needs doing while I’m down there. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Just wanted to say that I’m always here for you when you’re having a diet cheat day. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Thanks for being my skipping-the-gym buddy. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Obesity is an ever-expanding problem. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I named my dog Ten Miles so I can tell people, “I walked Ten Miles today.” #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| A calorie here, a calorie there… it all adds up to big waist of time. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Your mind needs exercise just as much as your body. That’s why I 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘬 about exercising every day. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m thankful for having a family who takes eating as seriously as I do. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| We all get heavier as we get older, because there’s a lot more information in our heads. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Treadmill |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| I hope you’re not too exhausted from your annual visit to the gym in the first week of the new year. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #StationaryBike #GetOutMyWay #MEOW |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Darn! Last year went by so fast, I didn’t get a chance to lose weight. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| How come if I can lose weight from heavy weight-lifting, I can’t lose weight from hauling around my own heavy thighs? #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #StationaryBike |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m gonna need you to have gone to the gym in the last 10 years before giving me exercise tips. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| The recovery time from a 60-minute workout for a person my age is roughly 5 years. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Life goals: Sleep ’til you’re hungry; eat ’til you’re sleepy. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Every time I try to eat healthy, along comes Thanksgiving, Christmas, Easter, summer, Friday, or Tuesday and ruins it for me. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Pro tip: If you eat a bag of potato chips fast enough, your Fitbit thinks you’re running. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I hope months of starvation, obsessive exercise, and painful grooming will get men to notice the inner me. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m in a relationship with food. And it’s complicated. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Exercise check-in
| They say your tongue is the strongest muscle in the body. Wanna workout? #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Wow! You lost 60 pounds with diet and exercise? Please, tell more. I’ve never heard of this. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Unless you fell off the treadmill and smacked your face, no one wants to hear about your workout. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #StationaryBike |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Let’s have a moment of silence for all those who are stuck in traffic on their way to the gym to ride stationary bicycles. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| The key to being in shape is not to be so picky about what that shape is. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| My exercise routine is wearing yoga pants to the grocery store. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| The most exercise I get is from retracing my steps to find my phone. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I didn’t make it to the gym today. That makes it 3 years in a row. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I wish I were as fat as I was the first time I thought I was fat. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I greatly relate to dog adoption descriptions that include, “Very treat-motivated.” #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| My winter body arrived much sooner than winter did. #Gym #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core + #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Wondering when my workouts became tailored more to not dying than to getting laid. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| My favorite way to experience new cultures is by overloading on their carbs. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I ate a whole bag of fortune cookies last night looking for one that said, “You will lose weight soon.” #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Asking me if I’m hungry is like asking me if I’d like some money. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I exercise: I run my mouth, I push my luck, and I jump to conclusions. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| If only reading burned more calories. I’d be so thin! #JustFinishedMy106thBookIn2025 #Gym #35MinutesStrengthening #Back #Core | #30MinutesCardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I wish I had 2 mouths so I didn’t have to stop eating just to talk. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I get all my calcium from deep-fried mozzarella sticks. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m like Alice from Wonderland. I eat and drink everything I see hoping it’ll solve my problems. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I order 2 drinks so the people at the drive-thru won’t know all the food is for me. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| If swimming is such a good way to stay in shape, explain whales. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| I eat mostly Whole Foods: whole pizzas, whole cakes, and whole cartons of ice cream. #Gym #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| For the 5th time this week, I just asked myself, “𝘐𝘴 𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘴 𝘢 𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘭 𝘱𝘳𝘰𝘣𝘭𝘦𝘮, 𝘰𝘳 𝘥𝘰 𝘐 𝘫𝘶𝘴𝘵 𝘯𝘦𝘦𝘥 𝘵𝘰 𝘦𝘢𝘵 𝘴𝘰𝘮𝘦𝘵𝘩𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘸𝘪𝘵𝘩 𝘮𝘦𝘭𝘵𝘦𝘥 𝘤𝘩𝘦𝘦𝘴𝘦 𝘰𝘯 𝘪𝘵?” #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core |
Planet Fitness check-in
| The scariest thing about going to the doctor is not the exam or the shots — it’s the scale. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| 𝘛𝘳𝘢𝘪𝘯𝘦𝘳: What are your diet and exercise goals? 𝘔𝘦: To do them. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I don’t want anyone to judge me, so I walk by with only 2 cookies on my plate—and 4 in my pocket. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| The high today was 95. The low was when I ate an entire sleeve of Oreos. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| 𝘔𝘦: “I’m exhausted!” 𝘔𝘺 𝘍𝘪𝘵𝘣𝘪𝘵: You have taken 11 steps today. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| It’s time to put away my slimming black summer clothes and get out my slimming black fall clothes. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Imagine if losing weight was as easy as losing my glasses and my keys. I’d be so skinny! #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| Did my morning exercise—up 1,2,3; down 1,2,3. Then, with the other eyelid. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| I’m not saying I’m fat, but the caption under my driver’s license picture says, “Continued on back…” #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| Most people don’t think I’m as old as I am — until they hear me stand up. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| If sweat is fat crying, mine’s bawling. #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #StationaryBike |
Planet Fitness check-in
| At least my brain is getting lots of exercise — thinking up all these excuses to not work out. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #20Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| At least my brain is getting lots of exercise — thinking up all these excuses to not work out. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness check-in
| “Does this coffin make me look fat?” #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness check-in
| Education is important, but big biceps are importanter. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Yes, I do know what I want for dinner; I’ve been thinking about it since lunch. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| The advantage of exercising every day is that you’ll die healthier. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| When I exercise, I wear all black. It’s like I’m going to a funeral for my fat. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Gym email: Just following up to see if you’ve decided to join our gym. My reply: No, thanks. I’ve decided to stay fat. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Without a doubt, the exercise I do the most is sucking in my gut whenever I see a hot guy. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I exercised once but found out I was highly allergic to it. My skin got flushed, my heart was racing, and I was really sweaty and had difficulty breathing. It’s very dangerous! #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I’m exercising because the last time I saw my doctor she said, “But then again, why change your diet when you can just keep sending me to the Caribbean twice a year?” #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I’m a light eater. As soon as it’s light, I start. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Limit your intake of dates and nuts — as well as your desire to date nuts. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I’ve decided to get in shape. The shape of a potato. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Me, defensively, to my doctor: Experts say your muscles need plenty of rest between workouts. My doctor: Your last workout was 2 years ago. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| My version of a workout buddy is someone who tells me I look so good I don’t need to work out. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I get my exercise acting as pallbearer to my friends who exercise. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| My favorite exercise is chewing — starting to see some real definition in my gums. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I finally have a beach body! Which is to say, I took my body to the beach for the first time this year. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Gluten-free and dairy-free candy bars — in other words, candy bars without the candy. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I’m always improving my workouts. I’m now wearing 2 Fitbits and walking half as far. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I was about to do a 10-mile run today, and then I noticed it looked like it was about to rain. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| Eating fast is my cardio. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I get in my steps walking to and from the fridge. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I only ate one piece of cake. Albeit, the cake wasn’t cut up, so it was a pretty big piece. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness excise check-in
| I have a condition that prevents me from going on a diet. I get hungry. #Home #40Minutes #Strengthening #Back #Core #PlanetFitness #30Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
Planet Fitness exercise check-in
| I’m on 2 diets now. I wasn’t getting nearly enough food on just one. #PlanetFitness #40Minutes #Cardio #Elliptical |
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