| I’m an ideal 5’10” tall and weigh 153 pounds giving me a BMI that doesn’t stand for bloated, miserable, and indulgent. I have a magic metabolism precluding me from any need to work out. And I can buy clothes off the rack or on the internet without trying them on. |
Without high blood pressure, high cholesterol, or acid reflux, I’m using my pill box to store my sunflower seeds to snack on while out and about. Without arthritis in two of my fingers I can make a victory or peace sign faster than a knife fight in a phone booth. |
I’m comfortably retired after a 25-year career as a chorus dancer on Broadway in shows including A Chorus Line, Chicago, 42nd Street, West Side Story, Oklahoma, Cabaret, Grease, In the Heights, and the best. gig. ever. of dancing in the men’s locker room in The Best Little Whorehouse in Texas. |
