| According to this BMI chart, I’m too short.
#PlanetFitness #Cardio #30MinutesElliptical |
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Exercise check-in
| I’m “helping” my nephew look for his bag of M&Ms that I ate an hour ago.
#PlanetFitness #Cardio #35MinutesElliptical |
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Exercise check-in
| Things that tell the truth: small children, drunk people, and yoga pants.
#PlanetFitness #Cardio #45MinutesElliptical |
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Exercise check-in
| The first day of spring was an excellent reminder that I was supposed to get in shape before spring.
#PlanetFitness #Cardio #40MinutesElliptical |
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Exercise check-in
| The most exercise I get is tugging on my shirt so it doesn’t look so tight. |
| #PlanetFitness #Cardio #40MinutesElliptical |
Exercise check-in
| I love long walks when they’re taken by people who annoy me.
#Home #StrengtheningCoreBack |
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Exercise check-in
| What the hell??? I skinny-dipped for 14 days in a row and didn’t lose an ounce. |
| #PlanetFitness #Cardio #40MinutesElliptical |
Great Clips check-in
Had a super stylist today — very details-oriented, which in my opinion, is a huge asset in a stylist.
At the register, she whispered, “Are you 65 or older?”
Me: “Yes, but you can’t give me the senior discount on this coupon that’s for a $9.99 haircut. I do appreciate you trying, though.”
Exercise check-in
| I have flabby thighs, but fortunately my stomach covers them.
#Home: #Strengthening #Core #Back |
Exercise check-in
| My cholesterol would be better if I ate better, exercised, or cared.
#HomeEllipticalMachine #Cardio #30Minutes |
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Exercise check-in
| I get a runner’s high on the way to the fridge.
#PlanetFitness #Strengthening #UpperBody |
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Exercise check-in
| I got kicked out of group exercise class because I pulled a groin muscle. It wasn’t mine. |
| #PlanetFitness #Cardio #40MinutesElliptical |
Exercise check-in
| I prefer sit-ups to jumping jacks. At least I get to lie down after each one. |
| #PlanetFitness #Strengthening #Core #Back #UpperBody |
Exercise check-in
| According to my F𝐚tBit, I’ve sat on my ass for 4 full hours today. |
| #PlanetFitness #Cardio #40MinutesElliptical |
Exercise check-in
| When I’m exercising, nothing’s funny and everybody’s ugly. Don’t talk to me. |
| #PlanetFitness #Strengthening #Core #Back #UpperBody |
Semi-annual teeth cleaning
“My teeth are so clean, I could eat off them.”
I’ve been going to the same dentistry for 45 years, and I’ve seen the same hygienist, Leigh Ann, for 25 years.
